Transvestia

in our circle of friends. Welcome, May Lee. As shy and as charmingly friendly as a young GG. Anyone wishing to practice Mandarin? And then there is Maria Teresa from Chile, six thousand miles away and dying to meet someone to talk to. Her biggest problem: size 10 shoes. Seems that Chilean women don't wear anything bigger than a size 9...and custom made shoes are expensive! The most amusing Xmas card: Debbie's. She is standing in front of a Xmas tree about ten times her height...and that is some tree! She actually looks petite...and speaking of marriages, Felicity and his new wife. Felicity is not--repeat not--dressing as much as she used to... Some TV's are not convinced that she is as contented with this situation as she says she is, but then, one could be wrong, right?...

THINGS I COULD DO WITHOUT.

The TV who sel- dom gets dressed when going to TV parties.... The TV wife who accompanies her TV husband to a TV party and acts like a school teacher. She is a specialist in frowns and makes a point of hardly saying two words to other TV's....The TV wife who corners other TV wives just to regale them with sob stories about the tragedy of being a TV wife..... The TV who never buys Transvestia and is always eager to borrow the latest issue on a never-to-be-returned basis (Amen Virginia) ..... The TV who after one meeting disappears for two years and then phones you saying: "This is Tom Jones calling, don't you remember me?"..... The TV who--after years of active dressing--still hasn't learned to comb his wig....... The TV who thinks he looks radiantly feminine when posing for a picture in bra and panties.....

Fortunately there are not too many of the above types and that is why 99% of my friends and of my social life is made up of TV's, their wives and under- standing non-TV's. The "other kind of social life" has diminished for me to almost zero...it is one more item in the list of things I could do without....And that's all for now my friends....Let us see if I can